1. Would you rather be poor but happy, or rich but sad? Poor but happy.
2. If you’re stranded on an island with your best friend and there’s nothing to eat, would you rather eat your best friend or let him/her eat you? Er... They can eat me if they want to gua... But I’m definitely not a cannibal. :P
3. If you had the choice, would you rather be good-looking but stupid, or smart but ugly like hell? I would rather be the way I am now.
Normal-looking and averagely smart.
Dowan to be ugly la. After my boyfriend run away, how?
4. If both your best friend and your boyfriend/girlfriend are drowning at the same time, and you can only save one person (and you cannot throw yourself in to drown with them), who will you save? Can I save my imaginary friend instead?
Boyfriend, cause he's one of my best friends too.
5. Would you rather eat 5cm3 of shit or drink 1 litre of urine? I rather eat some burgers.
6. If both your best friend and your mother are drowning at the same time, and you can only save one person (and you cannot throw yourself in to drown with them), who will you save? Why do people keep drowning?!?!
Pity my best friend(s)... Drown twice dy.
7. Would you rather be gang-raped or be raped once but have cucumbers/pencils/scissors stuffed up your vagina? I would rather defatherize the rapist.
La la la~
8. If you are forced to shoot either of your parents, would you rather shoot your mother or your father? (and you cannot shoot yourself) Shoot the person who’s forcing me la. Think I stupid isit?!
9. Would you rather get raped or have your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with your best friend? Eh. Cheat on me. Then I’ll rape my boyfriend and my best friend.
10. Would you rather have a boyfriend/girlfriend with the biggest heart but no brains, or a boyfriend/girlfriend with the biggest brains but no heart? No brain, I’ll hentam him.
No heart, I’ll hentam him.
La la la~
11. Would you rather marry someone 5 years younger or someone 20 years older than you? Eh younger. I look so young already (perasan… xD), if I get together with someone 20 years older, I’m gonna look like his kid!
12. Would you rather live a short life but die very peacefully, or live a long life but die a very horrible and painful death? Live a short life but die very peacefully!